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Week 7 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 25, 2023 · will carter
QBs in Week 7 that had 4 total TDs: Mahomes, Allen...Minshew QBs in Week 7 that outscored Herbert or Tua: Bagent, Ridder, Dobbs, Mac Jones, TYROD TAYLOR Turns out all the 49ers needed me to do was slobber on them, and they shit the bed.…
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Week 6 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 18, 2023 · will carter
What an awful week to be a football fan. Injuries, upsets, and boring ass games. Remember what I said about the 49ers being the best fucking team in football last week? This week's Script was written with AI during the writer's strike…
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Week 5 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 11, 2023 · will carter
The all IR team is looking pretty 🔥atm. QB: ARich RB: Chubb RB: 4chan WR: JJ WR: Diontae WR: Mike Williams TE: Dulcich WRT: Conner QWRT: Rodgers Fields and Moore showed up. Big time. Brett's been a believer of this duo since 2003 so props…
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Week 4 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 4, 2023 · will carter
The Giants are a god awful excuse for a football team. If I have to watch them on primetime again I'm gonna rip my eyes out. Jags and Falcons in London in Disneyvision (which was hot ass garbage) went exactly as expected. Bills almost put…
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Head to Head Matchup Data
oct 3, 2023 · will carter
I've been so curious about this for so long. Finally I've found an easy way to get this data, and I've compiled it into a sortable sheet, which for me is stupid fun. Here's the link to the full sheet if you wanna explore it yourself. I've…
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Week 3 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 27, 2023 · will carter
God damn that was a good fantasy game if you had Tua, Tyreek, Mostert, Achane, and even fucking Mike White got in on it. The Gayest kicker in the league broke an NFL record and kicked 4 50+ yd field goals, but it wasn't for the Rams :(…
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Week 2 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 20, 2023 · will carter
Woof. Hold on to your ligaments boys, we're in for a rough ride. Chubb, Saquon, Montgomery, Waddle, Richardson, Burrow, Davante all out ranging from season/career, to concussion protocol. If we weren't all so good at the RB lottery ticket…
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Week 1 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 13, 2023 · will carter
Football is finally back. The hope of the preseason and draft is replaced by reality and shock and awe of week 1. Some big injuries are already plaguing the league. Rodgers going down after 4 plays on MNF tops the list, followed by J.K.…
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Team Name Grades
aug 29, 2023 · will carter
Sure, draft good players, that's a priority. But, we're all aware of how a team name can strike fear into the hearts of your opponent, making them stumble lineup decisions, and fall victim to you and your wit. Here's this year's grades.…
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Week 7 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 26, 2022 · will carter
Chu and I agreed to go full-send and make our last push to head to the playoffs. It may or may not work out for one or both of us, but we've got a long journey to go -- mine being longer than Chu's (in more ways than one 😉). At least Chu…
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Week 6 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 19, 2022 · will carter
Is it just a weird season? Or, does it feel like about every year by the end of Week 6 we're saying, "wow what a weird season." I think that's just the NFL. Trends are hard to establish when there's only 17 games played in a season. NFL…
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Week 5 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 12, 2022 · will carter
Just when you get the slightest amount of hope in fantasy football, it all comes crashing down on you. I find every year I have some positional gaping hole in my lineup that can't seem to be fixed no matter what I do about it. The…
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Week 4 Recap & Power Rankings
oct 5, 2022 · will carter
Well, if any trends were emerging regarding which team was going to pull ahead of the pack, they all got shattered in Week 4. Mike and I got our first wins, and Jordan got his first loss. Every matchup except for David/Boyer ended up with…
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Week 3 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 28, 2022 · will carter
I was curious for my own sake how often 0-3 teams make the playoffs for our league specifically. While I was looking back, I also noted 1-3 teams just for comparison's sake. The results? It's not good for 0-3. Joe is the exception that's…
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The 2022 RB Dilemma
sep 27, 2022 · will carter
As we all know, having a successful or consistent running back is a core pillar of having a successful fantasy football team. Also, as we all know, having a workhorse RB that is guaranteed 20+ carries a game is a long forgotten bygone of…
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Week 2 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 21, 2022 · will carter
I'm glad it's Wednesday and I've had some time to process this past Sunday's games. Where the pre-season is always filled with hope and anticipation, the regular season is very quick to dash that on the 2nd possession in the first quarter…
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Week 1 Recap & Power Rankings
sep 14, 2022 · will carter
Football is finally here. That joy and potential that exists deep in our bellies before the season starts is gone. Injuries are here, Week 1 overreactions are here, David spent $35 on Taysom Hill. It's time for the grind. Pre-season trades…
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All Time Teams by Manager
sep 11, 2022 · will carter
If you're anything like me, you can't sleep before the draft, and definitely not before the first full day of football. Despite the season having kicked off on Thursday with my Superbowl defending Rams getting absolutely clowned by the…
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2021 Recap - Congrats Florida Man Joe
jan 3, 2022 · will carter
Congrats to Joe -- this year's ETFL Champion. It was truly a well earned win, and we were all severely humbled by Ja'Marr Chase. It's Joe's 2nd championship title with his last win going back to 2013. I wanted to take a short second to…
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Week 9 Recap - WTF Happened?
nov 9, 2021 · will carter
What a garbage week. The Jags clowned the Bills 9-6, the Rams got man-handled by the Henry-less Titans, the Cowboys fell apart to the Broncos, the Chiefs got lucky as hell and won against the Rodgers-less Packers, the Browns bent over the…
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Week 6 Recap - The Detroit Lions are Scott's Inverse
oct 19, 2021 · will carter
The Detroit Lions are the lone winless team in the NFL, and Scott is the sole lossless team in ETFL. My tinfoil hat theory is that they are inexplicably tied in some Interstellar type wormhole of spacetime and Hans Zimmer's soundtrack. I…
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Week 5 Recap - Hide Yo Emails, Hide Yo DMs
oct 12, 2021 · will carter
Welp, RIP to John Gruden. My prevailing tinfoil hat theory is that someone on the Chiefs has been holding onto these emails for a long time, and just waited for the right time to drop them. Turns out the Chiefs might not be so great, and…
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Week 3 Recap - The NFL Doesn't Care About Your Fantasy Team
sep 28, 2021 · will carter
Remember when everyone was hyped about this incoming class of QBs? Yeah so do I. So far, the only one who's truly effective is Trey Lance, and that's only on direct snaps at the 1 yard line. I'm almost convinced Matt Nagy torpedoed Justin…
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Week 2 Recap - Here Come the Injuries
sep 21, 2021 · will carter
Week 2 saw a number of injuries that will have to be monitored across the week. CHI fans cheered as that Orange Bristle Brush of a QB got injured and gave the chance to the rookie Fields take the...well field. Did anyone else love watching…
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Week 1 Recap - Real Football is Back
sep 14, 2021 · will carter
We're finally back. Real football is back in session without a barrage of Covid related contingency plans, locker rooms infested with the virus, and cardboard cutouts of fans at games. Vegas and LA had fans in their stadiums for the first…
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Week 2 Recap - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
sep 22, 2020 · will carter
This week saw perhaps the most injuries to top players we've ever seen in league history. Both the 1st (McCaffrey, Raj) and 3rd (Barkley, Jordan) overall picks from the draft went down for 4-6 weeks and the season respectively. Outside of…